Thursday, July 19, 2012

Today's special

I hurt my back.  I'm not sure how.  Maybe during yoga?  Maybe my new desk chair, or memory-foam mattress?  I got a new car too, and the seats are really low.  Could that hurt one's back?  Like I said I'm not sure how it happened: it just happened.

I'm not crippled or anything, but it hurts like the devil every time I move.

Are there any MDs out there who want to feel up a girl in return for a back exam?  I'm totally serious: a free no-questions-asked external grope for some equally free medical advice and maybe a prescription.

I would also consider this offer for anyone who had good painkillers:  a good five minute external grope for equally good pain killers.

I look (and feel) great naked, BTW.  Anyone who has seen or participated will confirm this.

Write me at terasanders@gmail.com.  I promise I won't tell a soul.

Health care.  Sigh.  Why's it gotta be so expensive?

3 comments:

  1. I'm a physician in the Los Angeles area. I can tell, even through your humor, that you're in a lot of pain. I'll do what I can.

    I'm writing to your Gmail now.

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  2. I call girls like you a whore

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  3. Seriously? You're going to come to my blog and post stuff like that?

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