Thursday, July 19, 2012
I'm not crippled or anything, but it hurts like the devil every time I move.
Are there any MDs out there who want to feel up a girl in return for a back exam? I'm totally serious: a free no-questions-asked external grope for some equally free medical advice and maybe a prescription.
I would also consider this offer for anyone who had good painkillers: a good five minute external grope for equally good pain killers.
I look (and feel) great naked, BTW. Anyone who has seen or participated will confirm this.
Write me at email@example.com. I promise I won't tell a soul.
Health care. Sigh. Why's it gotta be so expensive?